Thursday, March 24, 2005

Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin,

At least our friends to the North have some balls. Canada has rejected the asylum request for a coward and military deserter.

TORONTO (CP) - An American war dodger who fled the U.S. military because he believed the invasion of Iraq was criminal has lost his bid for refugee status in Canada in a case closely watched on both sides of the border.

So Michelle Malkin asks this question;

Where will he head next? Your suggestions?

Oh, I love a challenge.

Let's see if we can give him some ideas.

10. IRAQ: Maybe he could grow a pair and go fulfill his pledge to his native country. Nah, I doubt it.

9. IRAN: They are a peaceful and tolerant country aren't they?

8. NORTH KOREA: Sure, food's hard to come by, but I hear the tree bark is expected to be unusually tender this spring. Same goes for the peasants...

7. CHINA: With their growing economy, the could use a few good liberals to show em how to drive it into the ground.

6. MORDOR: Oops, looks like they're on a war footing, too. Crap.

5. MEXICO: Main danger here is that you might get swept up in one those periodic 'waves' of illegals and deposited right back in the country you're trying to
leave.

4. SPAIN: They'll probably make you prime minister.

3. KRGYZSTAN: I think I had this hand in Scrabble, once.

2. GREAT BRITAIN: He could follow in Bill Clinton's foot steps, oh but wait, they sent troops to Iraq too.

1. FRANCE: Lets see, he's an obnoxious America-hating liberal, well he'll fit in just fine.

(Thanks to Strumgruppa for 8, 6, 5, 4, and 3. I like your 8 better than mine.)