Friday, June 03, 2005

Dean Geeks it up Again

I tried to load the complete transcript which is here, but it wouldn't load for me, maybe you will have better luck.

Screaming Meany Howard Dean is geeking it up again with moonbaty comments at the International Moonbat Conference otherwise known as the Take Back America 2005: The Conference for America's Future. This is a AmeriKKKa love fest being thrown by moderates like the moveon.org crowd.

So, naturally, in an attempt to unite the nation under their ideological, rainbow colored umbrella, Howie Dean let loose with some love for the Republicans.

You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives.

Oh, so most republicans have never made an honest living, eh? So, uhm, being something like a doctor, lawyer, or factory worker isn't an honest living anymore? What, sir, would you call an honest living? A professional politician, maybe?

Let's look at some more nuggets of wisdom from Dr. Dean.

The Republicans are all about suppressing votes.

OK, and what evidence does Dean have to support this?

[Crickets Chirping]

Thank you again Dr. Dean. What are the Democrats all about? Perhaps inventing votes? Oh, and that evidence, you ask? Chicago 1960 comes to mind. The "hanging, pregnant or dimpled" chads from 2002 maybe? Oh, I am sorry. Every vote must count, no matter who's dog casts it.

We've suffered a couple of serious defeats. But we're energized. Because we know that our vision for America is much better than the dark, difficult and dishonest vision of the Republican party offers America.

It's so much better, can we hear some details about it?

[Crickets Chirping]

I thought so.

We, we're in a war because the people that got us there weren't truthful with the American people.

Oh, for the love of Pete! Do we have to go over that nonsense again? Read more of the moonbatery at Ankle Biting Pundits.