Wednesday, August 17, 2005

If You Fell off of the Face of the Earth, Would Anyone Notice?

That's basically what happened of the past couple of weeks. Fighting islamofascist insurgents isn't easy under the best of conditions. But when your in-laws come for a visit and stay a week, that really makes things tough. Naturally, the liberal cabal that runs the world exploited the fact that I was pre-occupied entertaining. Saint Cindy mystically appeared in Crawford Texas and demanded an audience with the president, more unsubstantiated rumors about Judge Roberts surfaced, and gas prices went through the roof.

Well now this cracka is back on the job, protecting all the little crackas out there from the tyranny of, well, whomever.