Friday, October 07, 2005

Don't Bogart the Hookah, Mahmoud

Sounds to me that Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas has been taking too many hits on that hookah of his.

'President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God,'' Shaath said. ''God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq ...' And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East.' And by God I'm gonna do it,'

Aw, right dude! Right before he turned into a bunch of butterflies and flew out the window, man!