Monday, February 13, 2006

Gun Control is Hitting Your Target

And not your hunting buddy.

If you are living under a rock and haven't heard already, the media is abuzz with news that Dick Cheney accidentally shot one of his hunting buddies while quail hunting last weekend.

WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

Ouch!

I'm sure this will spark an inferno of liberal kook conspiracy theories. I can see the DUmmies now. "ChaneyHitler was trying to get rid of Wittington because he knew too much..." I laugh just thinking of it.

Reality it much more dull the furtive imaginations of the DUmmies.

Whittington shot a bird and went to look for it in the tall grass, while Cheney and the third hunter walked to another spot and discovered a second covey.

Whittington "came up from behind the vice president and the other hunter and didn't signal them or indicate to them or announce himself," Armstrong said.

"The vice president didn't see him," she continued. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."


You see Wittington and Cheney violated the cardinal law of hunting, "Know where your buddies are." Cheney should have been keeping track of Wittington and Whittington should have let them know he was coming up from behind. This is basic hunter safety stuff you learn in your first class.

So, I'm sure the liberals will try to spin this as something its not, but you can't let Wittington and Cheney off the hook. Send them back to hunter safety school.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Looking For Political Satire in the Muslim World

(originally Posted 2-2-06)
This is probably the strangest turn of events in the war against terrorism. Cartoons are now on the front line.

I'm a little surprised that Europeans have, so far, proven pretty defiant in regards the demands of medieval Islamonuts to cease and desist or risk the usual - decapitation, bombings, and idiotic street demonstrations.

Islamists are also perpetrating faked cartoons in order to further inflame highly flammable Muslims, according to Michelle Malkin and LGF. Isn't that apostasy, however?

You know, it's funny, a film came out a little while ago that sounds like a punchline in and of itself: Looking For Comedy in the Muslim World. Imagine the reviews: "I was in pieces", "I laughed my head off," "I thought it would bomb - and it did!"

But why bother looking for comedy in The Land Without Indoor Plumbing, if even a political cartoon leads to jihad?

**Updated by Cracka Jack 2-9-06**
Ah, yes. The religion of peace, once again takes to the streets in that peaceful manner that only they have mastered. Does anyone else find it ironic that these useful idiots are rioting with signs written in English (not Dutch) and burning Dutch flags? Not to be insulting to the citizens of these countries, but the average American with our wonderful, liberal education system, couldn't write signs like this in Dutch, let alone know what the Dutch flag looks like. You expect me to believe that these relatively uneducated losers could have whipped all that up by themselves?

**Updated by Scattagun 2-10-06**

What's worse is that many publications world-wide are backing down in the face of calculated Islamo-irrationalism. So, what next? Will we have radical Muslims telling the West what it can and cannot read, watch, eat, and say? Watch out, Denmark - soon to be Dhimmimark - the burkas and beheadings are coming.